Bacon Buttie

When a policeman (pigs) perform anal sex on a male or female.
I was on my way home last night and traded my speeding ticket in or a bacon buttie
by Lardarse May 14, 2012
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cunt butty

A cunt butty is a gathering of lesbians in which they use their vajajays to create sandwiches using any ingredient. The sandwhich is then eaten by one or more members of the lesbian gathering, in the form of an orgy.
Janice; monica, put some salad cream and tomatoes on your cunt butty

Monica; anything for you.
by AnonymouslyDefining May 22, 2014
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Butty packer

A person who drives frustratingly slowly, assumed to be driving for leisure or out on a day trip somewhere. Usually older than 50. Synonym for 'Sunday Driver'.
"Look at that twat. Rover 75; AA stickers in the back window and driving about 3 MPH. Butty packer."
by emopm January 17, 2012
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Buttiful

That t-shirt is so buttiful!
by Toby Smiles January 27, 2019
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Bob butty

A penis that is below 3 inches and flabby making it Luke like a sandwich on the dick also, has a bellend like bob the builder (round ) normally used as an insult
Bloody hell stacy, I swear to god his dick was a bob butty
by cghkgch October 02, 2016
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knobbed in the butty

" she wanted to be knobbed in the butty" so I did
"He crashed into my car and drove off, totally knobbed in the butty"
by csmc October 07, 2015
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Butties

Someone who is slow or can’t quite catch the joke as quick as everyone else , sometimes it asks dumb questions Lmaooo but Butties are also a good friends to the people they are close with.
They are are such Butties!
by SAhighschoolmemes November 16, 2021
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