New Brunswick

A place in central Jersey where gay dudes give out free blow and people vomit all over houses. It is commonplace to fall asleep in an all-night diner at around dawn while visiting New Brunswick. New Brunswick also fosters the world's most unattractive female population. New Brunswick is an even worse place to be than Wilkes-Barre, PA. However, gay men in New Brunswick are always very willing to pay your train fares home if you are unfortunate enough to be stranded there. New Brunswick is not just the armpit of the armpit of America, though; New Brunswick can be used to describe a generally surreal or just plain shitty state of mind. There is a 65% percent chance you will meet an Eskimo Brother of yours in New Brunswick.

Me: "Hey man that gay dude just gave me free coke!"
Friend: "DUH! We're obviously in New Brunswick, bro!"

"Oh fuck, I don't have enough money to take the train back to Philly. Good thing that gay kid sleeping in the back of that SUV gave me 40 bux!"

"Yo man these girls are so trashy. Are we in New Brunswick?"

"Holy fuck! When that homo whipped out that bag of coke it got really New Bruns in here, bro!"

(referring to some place strangely surreal, scummy or trashy) "Are we in New Brunswick, bro?"

by F NewBruns 11 January 17, 2011

north brunswick

A town in new jersey that’s overall really disgusting. It’s the Brunswick nobody cares at all about. The town is overpopulated and there’s way too many Dunkin’ Donuts. There’s some weird people who live there too, and there’s absolutely nothing to do in the boring town. The schools are nasty looking on the inside. The high school has the slogan “We are North Brunswick” due to the events that occur there. Anything that could possibly ever happen, happens in North Brunswick.

Marty: “Did you hear about North Brunswick in the news today?”
Helen: “Yeah, North Brunswick is one strange town.”

by babyriptide November 24, 2018

north brunswick high school

Only one kid named Babar went to North Brunswick High School... CLASS of 2005...

Babar is a student at North Brunswick High School

by Babz April 19, 2005

East Brunswick

Basically the most pussy out of all of the Brunswick’s. The school system is so fucked that other people are genuinely surprised at the shit we have to put up with. The kids act like they’re twelve years old. There are a lot of mall rats that just hang at the EB mall smoking pot that they bought with the money they took from their parents.

“Hey everyone. Um hi are you um a um marijuana pot weed illegal substance dealer? May I please have some of the well um fire kush as the kids call it?”

“Wow, he must be from East Brunswick”

by graperepresentative January 17, 2018

east brunswick, nj

so much trash, it's often mistaken for a landfill. the only time any of the brunswick towns ever saw wealth was when the polak n the italian was rolling through in the tinted ML

Victoria: They'll be back
Anthony: Not again!
Victoria: Smoke a blunt?
Anthony: I'm broke - east brunswick, nj

by King of North Jersey November 14, 2011

North Brunswick

A town in central New Jersey. Has way too many mexicans and blacks. There are also about 5 different Subway restaurant within one mile of each other. The schools are ghetto. The roof leeks, but the teachers are pretty ok.

Jersey ghetto North Brunswick

by Victoria Luna September 9, 2011

New Brunswick

A New Brunswick is when you are getting head by a blonde and apon ejaculating in her face you punch her in the nose an wipe the blood and cum up with her hair.(Don't forget to tip her)

I think I'm going to break up with my girl and pay hookers so I can give them New Brunswicks

by josh trott October 17, 2008