The dick given to your significant other after morning sex is no longer available (9AM) and lunch has yet to be consumed.
by jiggerman83 March 23, 2013
When two gay men wake up mid morning after a raunchy night of man on man action and the bottom goes down on the dominant one who destroyed their rectum the night before and he blows the dude, corn and all
by Fornicater January 09, 2014
A variation of the Portugese Breakfast. With a willing particpant who is wearing a thong, fill their ass cavity with 2 eggs, Papaya, cold cuts, yogurt, and butter, then heat them up with warm coffee poured in via a funnel. This creates the "skillet". Scoop out with a french tickler, a spoon or, if the meat was ground, a large straw. Serves 2.
by swr November 30, 2016
Delusional ammo- and bean-hoarding far-right white supremacists funded by conservative oligarchs who protest shelter-in-place orders by arming themselves with penis extenders and storming state capitols because they can't get a haircut, a mani-pedi and a hamberder with ice-cream.
by MasculineToiletGuy May 05, 2020
When you eat breakfast at a diner at 11:30, then when the clock strikes 12, you ask for a menu and order lunch. Only the realm of true professionals.
by amannamedabadname March 15, 2010
The guy you sleep with between relationships. A female empowered term which refers to a fun guy to drink mimosas and have sex with who isn’t a jerk about it and isn’t gonna mess up your dinner plans.
"How is Michael?"
"I dumped him after I found out he was cheating!"
"Oh no! So are you dating anyone new?"
"Of course not! But I found a great brunch boy to get me back in the game"
"I dumped him after I found out he was cheating!"
"Oh no! So are you dating anyone new?"
"Of course not! But I found a great brunch boy to get me back in the game"
by That Boswell Guy April 20, 2017
When a man pours steaming maple syrup into a women's vagina and then sucks it out through a bendy straw
by Lynnwood's finest October 31, 2008