When you fuck your friend’s mom and then the next morning cook your friend breakfast like a caring father figure while calling them fatherly nicknames such as “tiger”, “champ”, or “big guy”.
Max was being a pretentious asshole, so this morning I put him back in his place and served him a big ol’ tiger breakfast. You should have seen the look on his face when I put the eggs on his place and called him “champ.”
by glashcash July 3, 2021
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Hey we probably had too much cheese last night at our New Year's party. Someone left a breakfast special in the toilet right before I got in there!
by eatabagel January 1, 2013
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Get the head and breakfast mug.A ritualistic gathering of the Delta Chi fraternity every Monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the Dean jerks off into his coffee.
I have to go to bed early so my asshole is rested for breakfast table.
K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.
I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.
K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.
I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.
by Very Tall Human December 9, 2010
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Get the french breakfast mug.'Cause I said what about "breakfast at Tiffany's".
You said "I think I remember the smell",
As I recall, I think, we both kind of liked it.
You said "I think I remember the smell",
As I recall, I think, we both kind of liked it.
by Yesterday's Breakfast July 9, 2014
Get the Breakfast at Tiffany's mug.(1) The trademarked slogan for the General Mills breakfast cereal "Wheaties", a product that has been marketed since 1924.
(2) The title of Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions, or Goodbye Blue Monday".
(3) A ironically humorous expression that is used to indicate a food or beverage that isn't very good for you.
(2) The title of Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions, or Goodbye Blue Monday".
(3) A ironically humorous expression that is used to indicate a food or beverage that isn't very good for you.
EXAMPLE of senses (1) and (2) :
' The expression "Breakfast of Champions" is a registered trademark of General Mills, Inc., for use on a breakfast cereal product. The use of the identical expression as the title for this book is not intended to indicate an association with or sponsorship by General Mills, nor is it intended to disparage their fine products.'
-- Kurt Vonnegut, being ironical on page 1 of the Preface to his 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", a tongue-in-cheek admonition he repeats verbatim in Chapter 18 (on page 195).
EXAMPLE of sense (3):
' I now had Bonnie MacMahon, bring more yeast excrement to . . . Karabekian. Karabekian's drink was a Beefeater's dry martini with a twist of lemon peel, so Bonnie said to him, "Breakfast of Champions."
' "That's what you said when you brought me my first martini," said Karabekian.
' "I say that every time I give anybody a martini," said Bonnie.
' Doesn't that get tiresome?" said Karabekian. "Or maybe that's why people found cities in Godforsaken places like this -- so that they can make the same jokes over and over again, until the Bright Angel of Death stops their mouths with ashes."
' "I just try to cheer people up," said Bonnie. "If that's a crime, I never heard about it till now. I'll stop saying it from now on. I beg your pardon. I did not mean to give offense." '
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", Chapter 19 (pages 208 - 211).
' The expression "Breakfast of Champions" is a registered trademark of General Mills, Inc., for use on a breakfast cereal product. The use of the identical expression as the title for this book is not intended to indicate an association with or sponsorship by General Mills, nor is it intended to disparage their fine products.'
-- Kurt Vonnegut, being ironical on page 1 of the Preface to his 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", a tongue-in-cheek admonition he repeats verbatim in Chapter 18 (on page 195).
EXAMPLE of sense (3):
' I now had Bonnie MacMahon, bring more yeast excrement to . . . Karabekian. Karabekian's drink was a Beefeater's dry martini with a twist of lemon peel, so Bonnie said to him, "Breakfast of Champions."
' "That's what you said when you brought me my first martini," said Karabekian.
' "I say that every time I give anybody a martini," said Bonnie.
' Doesn't that get tiresome?" said Karabekian. "Or maybe that's why people found cities in Godforsaken places like this -- so that they can make the same jokes over and over again, until the Bright Angel of Death stops their mouths with ashes."
' "I just try to cheer people up," said Bonnie. "If that's a crime, I never heard about it till now. I'll stop saying it from now on. I beg your pardon. I did not mean to give offense." '
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", Chapter 19 (pages 208 - 211).
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