1 definition by glashcash

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When you fuck your friend’s mom and then the next morning cook your friend breakfast like a caring father figure while calling them fatherly nicknames such as β€œtiger”, β€œchamp”, or β€œbig guy”.
Max was being a pretentious asshole, so this morning I put him back in his place and served him a big ol’ tiger breakfast. You should have seen the look on his face when I put the eggs on his place and called him β€œchamp.”
by glashcash July 03, 2021
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