A man with an extremely large forehead often mistaken for a large egg on a wall named Humpty Dumpty.
Person 1: What's that over there on the wall?
Person 2: I think it's Humpty Dumpty
Person 1: Oh no, it's just a Brayden
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Person 2: I think it's Humpty Dumpty
Person 1: Oh no, it's just a Brayden
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by Jessiiee1993 October 22, 2017
Someone who is part of the LQBTQ community, in his free time he enjoys to anally fist people and lick gay men’s anuses
by Bob tou January 11, 2019
by JackAvery_s.wife September 26, 2018
Actually just a genuine piece of shit. No real good qualities in the slightest and a MASSIVE sexual predator.
He's the kind of guy who will convince you to break up with yo girl and then fuck her straight afterwards.
Will do anal unprotected and not clean his dick afterwards. Also cums on anything that moves. Probably has at least 17 different STD's.
Any with the last name 'Noake' are especially dangerous.
If let out of their cage, like honestly, for fucks sake whatever you do, gunshot straight to the head. Or face the fucking consequences. Fuck.
He's the kind of guy who will convince you to break up with yo girl and then fuck her straight afterwards.
Will do anal unprotected and not clean his dick afterwards. Also cums on anything that moves. Probably has at least 17 different STD's.
Any with the last name 'Noake' are especially dangerous.
If let out of their cage, like honestly, for fucks sake whatever you do, gunshot straight to the head. Or face the fucking consequences. Fuck.
1. Jason: "Bro check out that fuckwit over there trying to snatch that absolute 2/10."
Liam: "Lol what a deadset Brayden"
Jason: "Let's get the fuck outta here"
2. Brayden: "I once fucked this chick in the vagina once."
Everyone else: "Shut the fuck up Brayden."
Liam: "Lol what a deadset Brayden"
Jason: "Let's get the fuck outta here"
2. Brayden: "I once fucked this chick in the vagina once."
Everyone else: "Shut the fuck up Brayden."
by fuckoffbrayden April 10, 2018
by Fune_lil_ganelf September 18, 2022
A boy who isn't the easiest in the eyes but has a humongous heart and loves to make others laugh, Brayden will eventually settle down with a very beautiful women who's named Ansley.
by Yourpseudonym69420 January 03, 2022