ass branching

The act of tree huggers take it too far and decide to literally become one sexually with a tree, via their own ass and the trees branch

That dude did some hard core ass branching

by Alxstxr November 5, 2022

Angel Branch

Gay homophobe who doesn't know her own skin color
who doesnt know anything

wow stop being an angel branch your brown skin
Wow your gay stop being an angel branch
A person who thinks there black is you angel branch

by Its me angel November 20, 2018

branch weight

a racist term refering to the lynhing of black people

hey check out that branch weight coming out of kfc

by evil hell squirl June 23, 2010

awkward branch

A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.

nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"

by Kellee April 3, 2007

pearl branch

Isn't that when you cum on a tree?

"What did you get for Valentine's day?"

"Just a pearl branch, how about you?"

by _Snew June 7, 2019

Branch Fight

a duel in which contestants fence with small tree branches protruding from the anal orifice

To win his Branch Fight Brad kept a strict training regimen focused on increasing coordination between his hip flexors and sphincter

by wookerrs September 30, 2011

eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" or "suck dick" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

by Bob September 16, 2005