by Bourboned999 August 14, 2016

A story that's been exaggerated and perfected through years of determination to become a member of the PBFA (*Professional Bar Fly Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
Bourbon Legend: Bro I shit you not!! So there I was, sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the pond watching the sunrise. I got my beer in one hand and my balls in the other, when all of the sudden our pet beaver Lemmy Eedit pops up next to me and slaps the water with his tail! It scared me so bad I fell backwards into the pond! I almost drowned!! But at least I saved my beer.
by figarojames January 19, 2019

The B.S.B.B is a death sentence for your Manhood for most men. This test of brute strength and intestinal fortitude is not for the faint of heart. It is a concoction comprised of A green liquor called chartreuse, jagermwiester, bailey's Irish cream and apple cider vinegar. You need five shot glasses two filled with chartreuse and 3 with each of the other ingredients. This drink will knock your D in the dirt. This is a layered drink not layered in a glass but in your stomach! First drop the first shot of chartreuse then the bailey's then the vinegar, then the Jager and finally the last shot of chartruese! Do not mix the ingredients, must be taken as five independent shots.....
by GEAU MAUMAH October 27, 2021

Man 1: Man, my bourbon wall is really burning due to my inappropriate pants
Man 2: Cool story bro, you need to Rick Roll that shit
Man 2: Cool story bro, you need to Rick Roll that shit
by superhelper September 9, 2014

A Massive Cock!
by J0000shh May 16, 2022

by Fazzjim March 25, 2022

when your extremely gonzo high and you boil bourbon and catch it in a walmart sacc and huff the damn thing
by ylucii August 8, 2018
