bourbon bump

when a homeless dude comes up to on bourbon street trying to sell you cocaine and you ‘test’ a bump in a bathroom then bolt

Yeah, we managed to do 3 bourbon bumps last night.

by cmcosmic June 16, 2023

Bourbon wall

This is the line of skin which attaches ones ball bag to ones ass-hole

Man 1: Man, my bourbon wall is really burning due to my inappropriate pants

Man 2: Cool story bro, you need to Rick Roll that shit

by superhelper September 9, 2014

Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.

" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Bourbon Creamer

A Massive Cock!

Kieran: "Alex? Are you hard right now?"
Josh: "Get your Bourbon Creamer out!"

Alex: "Wayyyy!"

by J0000shh May 16, 2022

Bourbon Sprawl

When someone is so drunk that they pass out with their limbs arranged in such a manner that they are sprawled out on the floor, bed, sofa, etc.

#1: "Last night was crazy"
#2: "I don't really remember last night"
#1: "That's right, bourbon sprawl"
#2: "Oh yeah, that's why I woke up on the floor"

by snake guy 123 July 22, 2009

Bourbonizing

The act of starting to drink bourbon.

It was such a shity day I started bourbonizing as soon as I got home.

by Ol' Hotrod August 27, 2018

Bourbon Flounder

A sex move consisting of a whiskey enema followed by an ATM.

My GF is pretty awesome but she won't do ATM. But she is an alcoholic that loves whiskey and poor choices, so I have a shot at the Bourbon Flounder.

by MadnessAndMayhem September 22, 2025