"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "

Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.

by Gernansky January 12, 2009

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Bobcat

A punk who goes to or graduated from Ohio University and their culture stands for and runs on hate, cliquey student clubs, rejection, ghosting, underage drinking and partying, frats, and fake inclusion slogans. Claims and tries to portray themselves as liberal to hide their fascist beliefs

You don’t want to be a bobcat, it’s frowned upon in the real world. That guy is a bobcat, you don’t want to be his friend

by Dog_Shit May 18, 2025

Bobcat

An older woman who wants to be a cougar, but is nowhere near attractive enough.

Bob: Did you see that bobcat hitting on Tony?

Jake: Yeah, I can't believe she thinks she looks that good with all those wrinkles.

by Mortious Krayle May 20, 2010

Bobcat

A bobcat is usually a person who is so annoying. They would continue to keep talking about the most annoying thing ever. They often act like babies and think they can get away with everything

Omg she is such a bobcat

by layla248 May 27, 2022

bobcat

A woman in her early 30s that likes to date young men in their early 20s because she craves the emotional drama that comes from dating young guys. She’s too young to be a ‘cougar’, but she has ‘cougar-like’ qualities. cougar, panther, sugar mama, sugar daddy, dating, young men, sugar babies, lovers, boyfriend, girlfriend

There are a lot of bobcats in here tonight. I’m 23, I’ve only got a few years left before they won’t be into me anymore.

by joecoolthefool November 5, 2018

bobcat

A much-older version of a cougar or jaguar. While a cougar is a 40-something who wears outrageous clothing and makeup and preys on younger men (and a jaguar is in her 50s-60s), a bobcat is in her 70s to 90s.

If her bf was any younger, Elizabeth Taylor would be a total bobcat.

by ILoveSamNDean February 4, 2009