"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "

Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.

by Gernansky January 12, 2009

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Bobcat Nap

When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.

I got real tired on my camping trip so I took a quick bobcat nap.

by elgrandechungus June 11, 2022

Bobcat

A bobcat is usually a person who is so annoying. They would continue to keep talking about the most annoying thing ever. They often act like babies and think they can get away with everything

Omg she is such a bobcat

by layla248 May 27, 2022

Bobcat

something you yell when one of your roommates is having sex with someone

I yelled bobcat from the closet while my roommate was getting it on with someone who works at taco bell

by bhanguskhan July 29, 2019

Bobcat

A male homosexual that frequently seeks out the company and affections of much younger men (e.g., homosexual male version of the often used "Cougar" describing an older woman that is attracted to and dates much younger men).

My 45 year-old next door neighbor is quite a Bobcat, there is always a steady stream of 20 something guys going into his 1 bedroom house after the clubs close, and then appearing for the walk of shame as they scurry to an Uber in the morning.

by DJ Feltersnatch April 25, 2016

Bobcat

The prey of female cougars.

Nick Canon is Mariah Carey's bobcat.

by Stegosarus With Wings October 7, 2009