buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife

im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?

by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014

Buttering the bread

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.

Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.

by Vin coosan July 24, 2014

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Blisteringbyte

gay, queer you know ... not for the right sex

That Guy Is Realy BlisteringByte

by u wish November 13, 2003

Bluttering

To mess up or create chaos.

Corey: Wow, Joey really seems like such a bluttering kind of person.
Joey: I am not!

by HarleyQuinntheawesome January 5, 2013

Bluffering

How well someone to keeps up an ongoing lie or the consistency of someone making up lies.

Jerry's been bluffering all night about his non-existent girlfriend, hoping no one catches on.

Roger's bluffering has been getting sloppy. He's always covering up the cracks that we poke in his lies.

by Nada Johna May 4, 2011

buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011