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screwed, blued and tattooed

Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would

1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)
The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.
by Fantail July 31, 2009
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bludder

"Bludder" is a term used colloquially, particularly in certain dialects or informal speech, to refer to someone as a mate or friend. It is a variation of the word "blood" or "blud," which itself is a term of endearment, typically used in certain urban slang or cultural contexts.
"Hey Lakshya, can you help me out with this?"
"Sure thing, bludder! I've got your back."
by jason kalwar August 4, 2023
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That dude PUMPKiN is the baddest mofo that ever lived... he is tottaly bludgrin
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A bludcleet is someone who acts like a dickhead and says stupid things
Your such a bludcleet
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Bladder Buster

When you are getting utterly railed with your legs over said males shoulders and he plows you so hard he bruises your bladder causing you to then go to the ER due to urinating blood.
YO...my fuck buddy gave me a bladder Buster last night.
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bumhole bludgeoner

1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.

2. Can be use as a term for a gay man
Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!

Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!
by Paulio2008 May 22, 2008
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Bed Bladder

The feeling that arrives when you are in bed and you have to pee but don't want to get out of bed.
1. Thought to self: "Ugh, I have to pee soooooooo bad! But I have a horrible case of Bed Bladder right now!

2. Trevor: "Dude, do you hear Max over there groaning?"

Jonny: "Yeah man, he's probably got a horrible case of bed bladder."
by ppg436 July 7, 2010
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