blowfish

The act of pressing ones lips against a transparent surface, typically a glass window, to form a seal and then breathing out to expand the cheeks.

Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.

"Quick, Sally's in her car, do a blowfish on her window!"

"Haha, blowfish!"

by Heath Raftery December 27, 2007

Bloofy

Sleepy, particularly in a cosy, dreamy way.
Variations
Bloof (verb)- to sleep
Bloofing (verb)- sleeping
Bloofily (adv) - done in a sleepy way

I feel very bloofy today and want to go to bed.

by Nature Spirit June 5, 2008

Blop Job

A blop job is like titty fucking, but different. The biggest difference: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! With the titty fuck it is obvious that the move focuses on the boob area of a female, but a blop job, on the other hand, focuses on the butt cheeks. The same concept applies: squeeze together and go to town...all the while avoiding penitration of the rectal region (none of that until after marriage, otherwise Jesus gets pissed). The other key part in executing a successful blop job is the lubrication used for between the glutes: marmalade or some other fruited spread.

Winston: Bro, so I heard things got a little sticky last night with Brenda?

Buckley: Yeah, she's gunna be scrubbing grape jelly out of her butt for months after the blop job I gave her.

by Miles B. March 11, 2009

blobfish

1)A lifeless and motionless piece of floating jelly, usually this creature moves up and down with a jerking movement. This entertaining species can be located in Peterborough, UK, goes by the name of a special someone from the eastern village of Glinton.
2) A fishy period

person #1: "Ahh mate, why is she so smelly"
person #2: "Shes on her blobfish"

by mikey92 April 19, 2009

bloof

Something said as an after thought, either approving of something or not agreeing. Also used to show surprise, or mock somebody/something.

Has developed into many different variations (such as bloofies, bloofers, doosh, blam) in order to fit into context or to include variety.

Example 1:

Matt: Is this? (pointing to 24 pack of good beer he just bought)

Shawn: Bloof!

Matt: Is this!? (pointing to a micro brew keg)

Shawn: Bloofers!

Example 2:

*at the bar...an ex girlfriend walks in...*

Matt: Blam.

Shawn: What?

Matt: My ex just walked in dude!

Shawn: Ba-blam! Let's bounce.

by rockstar myers October 27, 2011

Prarie Dog Blowfish

When a man spreads his mouth open and places it over the womens asshole while the women continues to lightly let out some shit and suck it back in with her ass like a prarie dog sticking its head in and out of a hole.

Jeffery asked Lizzy if he can give Lizzy a Prarie Dog Blowfish so Jeffery put his mouth over Lizzy's asshole while lizzy let out shit and continuesly sucked it back in.

by Tyler william the 3rd of afgan June 23, 2006

Baltimore Blowfish

This is an act in where your significant other is eating out your asshole and then you proceed to fart inside their mouth forcing their checks to puff up like a blowfish. Then your significant other then proceeds to blow that fart back into your asshole!! If done correctly there should be a slight whistling sound!

"Dude last night I gave my old lady a sweet ass Baltimore blowfish, subsequently we haven’t made out since!”

by Jonas Olguin January 29, 2006