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Bean bloke 

An odd type of fellow who often poses with orange hair and has a beanish aroma. Their heads are often 'bean' shaped and with this comes significant advantages in the realm of bean cooking, tasting and philosophy. Many often work for the head beanist (currently Sean Bean) who is the leader of the Beanism movement.
"Oi bruv! That Anthony fella is meant to be a bean bloke!" exclaimed Timothy.

"Blooming heck matey! I believe you are right!?" cried Frederick.

"We should be cautious around that porbis, that's for sure." replied Timothy
Bean bloke by Bean_man!11 February 11, 2023
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Sweet Bloke

A phrase to describe someone who is acting in a sleazy way such that the female thinks he is being nice whereas the males see through the act and see it as sleazy. Australian slang often used by country bogans.
Ronny: (chatting up a mates mum) : Hey Mrs Jones hows your weekend been? :) You should come out with us tonight ;)

Ronny's Mates: Check out ronny the sweet bloke!
Sweet Bloke by ollie12345 September 28, 2006

sweet bloke

A phrase to describe someone who is acting in a sleazy way such that the female thinks he is being nice whereas the males see through the act and see it as sleazy
Ronny: (chatting up a mates mum) : Hey Mrs Jones hows your weekend been? :) You should come out with us tonight ;)

Ronny's Mates: Check out ronny the sweet bloke!
sweet bloke by ollie88 September 22, 2008

Good Bloke 

When a moderator of an Australian Rules Football Forum use his authority to ensure a good result for everyone involved.
Gees that Starburns_ fella is a good bloke
Good Bloke by Craffles December 30, 2016

loaf of bloke

A scary ass piece of bread that's in a kids show about god. Oh course the Internet didn't let this slide so now the piece of bread is a satanic loafer.
Did you see that video of loaf of bloke fuckin SCARY man.

Good Bloke 

Someone who looks after his/her mates. Always willing to lend a hand. Someone you can rely on for a favour. The term 'Good Bloke' is not necessarily gender specific. Usually bloke refers to a male but calling someone a 'good bloke' can be used to describe a male or a female.
A: "Hey Charlotte, can you take us down to the shops?"
B: "Yeah, no worries"
A: "F*** your a good bloke"
Good Bloke by AussieTERMS May 12, 2016