Bloke Party

Bloke Party - when an older twenty-something male gets invited by usually two or more females younger than him for snacks and wine - normally held in a house, a car or a rendez vous somewhere

Heeey wanna get high by gettin' dowwwn to get up up upppppp Bloke Party yoooo boi!

by softhard October 16, 2011

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Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.

Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro

by Marqueefus October 13, 2016

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Solid Bloke

A person (specifically a guy) who is very friendly and sound. Usually used in UK and Irish slang

Nolo gave me a fiver, he’s a solid bloke

by Anonymouschildnamedgerald November 22, 2021

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Cat Bloke

A British Man who owns many cats, the male equivalent to Cat Lady.

Hey look how many cats that guy has! He's a total Cat Bloke!

by stevoooooo November 26, 2018

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Dry Bloke

Someone who has poor banter and can't handle there drink/avoids drinking at all costs.

Dry bloke eg Jordi Walker

by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016

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Religious Bloke

An adult (mostly late teens) who act like they're better than everyone else because they follow a certain religion, leading them to think they are always right about everything. They get triggered easily and claim they can beat people up (but end up getting the shit kicked out of them). They also tend to hate the LGBTQ community and are extremely racist, and they also get triggered by memes about God.

He got triggered because I sent him a picture of God with a bra on, salty ass religious bloke.

by RandyTheRockerRichards May 2, 2020

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