Decoy Beans

Beans, pinto or black, carried in a pouch used to distract an opponent

*throws decoy beans* " I was utterly distracted by these beans my opponent has escaped"

by Frijole Mexican Mexican May 19, 2008

ownage beans

A way to describe someone who owns or is ownage. Originated from a kfc tower defence when the baked beans tower is upgraded.

I'll just upgrade this tower... AND NOW THEY'RE OWNAGE BEANS!

by roboduck February 26, 2009

Fair beans

Fair enough

Friend 1: I'm not too bothered when it happens tbh
Friend 2: Fair beans, man. Fair beans.

by WreckedEm April 22, 2015

slow beans

Disappointed; not happening

Slow beans for you bud.

by slow beans February 8, 2018

boy beans

Testicles

Thomas thought Carla gave the best blowjobs because she spent plenty of time and effort on his boy beans.

by LikesHisBoyBeans February 10, 2019

Poopy beans

The worst insult you can possibly say to someone. It is worse than calling someone a poopy head or rarted, Or even a hecker. (apologies for my horrible language)

Person 1: Lmao you’re so stupid it’s funny!
Person 2: Shut up poopy beans!

by Nekochu_gaming September 24, 2020

Noggo Beans

Noggo Beans is a deity, it can be worshipped by any religion. It commonly shows up in shows such as The Real House Wives Or Orange County and also Full House. It is unknown what Noggo Beans wants in this world, however, it is known that we need to worship it.

Bro did you worship noggo beans today? If not you need to! Who knows what'll happen if you dont!

by Eghoster March 24, 2021