scrotum blaster

A male orgasm of gigantic proportions; the mother of all ejaculations.
"Oh boy last night with Eileen was a real scrtom blaster."

Or: "Whew, Betty's sister's a scrotum blaster."
by Gary Stutz November 26, 2006
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Thigh Blaster

The act of bending your erection down and tucking it between your legs, then proceeding to squat up and down with a thrusting motion until ejaculation occurs. Effectively, having sex with your own thighs.
I'll never have to use my hands to masturbate ever again, now that I have mastered the Thigh Blaster.
by Fet Nite February 15, 2012
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Blaster Ass

When you shit and your ass acts more like a pressure washer than a soft serve ice cream machine.
Ever time I eat taco bell I get a bad case of blaster ass!
by David From Austin September 11, 2007
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butter blaster

Used to describe a crappy invention. Usually made by a high school student or an overzealous college grad. Useless in many ways.
Man look at that "butter blaster" that chuck made at the science fair!

The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster

Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?
by winpie January 27, 2008
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dune blaster

1) An action card in the game "Forbidden Desert" that is used to blast away all of the sand cards covering an action tile

2) An aggressive dump
Jeff: Hey man, how was meeting your girlfriend's parents last week?

Allen: Everything went alright except that I had to take a massive dune blaster half way through dinner. It felt like the scene from the movie Gravity where the space capsule violently shakes and heats up as it barrels through the atmosphere at Mach 25.
by wordsley April 18, 2019
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Gel Blaster

A sport similar to Airsoft in Australian being banned by every single state due to the lack of brain cells that the Police have.
Police: We are now banning Gel Blasters
Literally everyone: ANGERY SMART NOISES
by Kashot June 16, 2021
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Jingle Blaster

noun (adventure time slang)
A jerk

Syn: Real outloud flim flammer
Finn: "I'm gonna be frank here, your son's a real-time jingle blaster."
by you-are-cool September 05, 2021
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