Blap Blap

snoulz wants to know what it means

Whats blap blap? -snoulz

by P1_Dex November 2, 2023

Blap

To slap someone with a Slimy substance in hand.

-SacredPotato

I took a hand full of egg whites and blapped a guy in the face.

by SacredPotatoPower July 20, 2022

Blap Dond

The sound you make when you nut and dond being done

Dude I had a dope time blap donding

by TooManyPlanes June 12, 2018

Power Blap

When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.

During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.

Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Blap

THE WRONG WAY TO TYPE THE SECOND HALF charliBLAP: THE D.I.Y 🐐’s NAME

BLAP 🌍 > EVERYTHING

Former President Donald Trump:

“Hey Joe, I caught my wife getting her ass ate by Charli Blap, what should I do?

I’ve never heard of Charli Blap, I think you meant to say charliBLAP YOU BITCH YOU *disappears into dust only moments after he realises that this is his peak and he can now let the Alzheimer’s consume in peace*

by DEFINITELY NOT charliBLAP December 27, 2023

BLAP

The combination between the first letters of the hottest, most talented four woman ever in history. Bri(B)Lily(L)Adeline(A)Precious(P)

« Blap is so cool! »
« I wish i could be like Blap »

by Qwertier March 27, 2022

Blapped

When you get so intoxicated that you start to smell like beef jerky.

"Yo, you smell that beef jerky? Someone is blapped right now."

by blapped247 April 24, 2017