Birthday

The day that your mom got sick of you and pooped u out

Joe: I HATE MY MOM!
Sally: Why?
Joe: SHE PUSHED ME OUT A DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY

by P00pc0rn October 29, 2019

Birthday Barrage

The mass number of facebook wall posts that one receives on his/her birthday, especially from people that the recipient never talks to.

Guy 1: Dude, I've been getting wall posts all day, I don't even know half the people writing on my wall.

Guy 2: I know, the birthday barrage can get pretty annoying sometimes.

by achris9 February 19, 2009

birthday neighbor

Someone who's birthday is the day before or after yours

Person 1: happy birthday! I guess that means we're birthday neighbors.
Person 2: really? Was your birthday yesterday or is it tomorrow?
Person 1: my birthdays tomorrow.
Person 2: well happy early birthday, birthday neighbor.

by Random person #135689293190 June 29, 2017

It's Ray's Birthday

An excuse used when you want to sit at home and do nothing rather than go out or follow plans someone has made.

I can't go tonight, it's Ray's Birthday, sorry.

by Cockmaster7 February 9, 2014

Birthday Immunity

from midnight to midnight on the day of your birthday, you can say and do whatever you want without consequences.

joe: hey sally I want to fuck you
sally: what the hell?
joe: BIRTHDAY IMMUNITY!

by bdayimmunity May 24, 2010

Birthday Defriend

To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.

"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."

by its_just_easier February 27, 2012

Birthday Mode

A mental state indicating a period of intense revelry and hardcore drinking on the part of one or several people.

Jonno: “I’ma go into Birthday Mode this Saturday”
Blizzle: “Oh man, is this gonna end with neon-colored vomit all over your room…again??
Jonno: “Dude, that was Neil’s last Birthday Mode”

by blizzlinBR January 19, 2009