Beef Burger Curtains

A women who has not got a very nice looking Vaginal area.

If you buy and maccy Ds standard double cheese burger and but it on it's side.

Hay look at this! It looks like ya Nan's 'Beef Burger Curtains'.

Thats fucking grouse.... ur a prick

by Greyman2010 March 9, 2010

beefcurtains

the prominent lips or labia minora of a woman's vulva especially the kind which protrude beyond the outer lips such as to form a set of fleshy window curtains around her vagina. Also called batwings after the style of old fashioned Western Saloon doors seen in cowboy movies.

The porn starlet spread her beefcurtains to take on the well-hung stud.

by ansoanon August 16, 2005

beefcurtains

female sex organ; labias.

Her beefcurtains like to flap in the wind.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

beefcurtains

faff flaps

she twitched as she tweaked her faff flaps

by Daveth January 6, 2004

beefcurtains

A sentence for a guy who decides to screw or is drunk enough to screw a fat chick.

Who, dude, are you gonna bang that fat beeyotch?

Fo' shizzle!

Then it's beefcurtains for you!

by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

butthole beefcurtains

when a human tattoos or surgically adds beefcurtains to their anus.

Meahgan flapped away from work by the wings of her butthole beefcurtains.

by mungus man of beef June 30, 2008