barleywine

The greatest style of beer ever to grace the earth. Typically clocking in upwards of 8% ABV, this wine-strength beer is the motherlode of malty goodness, and is the preferred style of the highest echelon of cicerone s. There are two sub-styles, American and English, the former of which has more hop flavor and bitterness. As heavy hopping is appropriate in an IPA but destroys the pure heavenly flavor of this glorious beer style, a preference for American barleywine has been linked in scientific studies with brain damages, taste bud disorders, and early onset dementia. "Barleywine" is also generally considered to be a synonym of "life", thus giving rise to the common expression "Barleywine is life", or BiL for short.

Albert Einstein: "I just discovered the special theory of relativity, which Is the biggest breakthrough in theoretical physics in centuries. Also, I prefer American barleywine to English and hazy IPAs to barleywine in general."
Master cicerone: "Yeah, sorry to break it to you brah, but I think you may be mentally retarded."

by Nicholas D August 11, 2018

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Bradley Griffifts

A complete and utter arsehole who has no reason to exist

Goddammit, Bradley Griffifts exists (which he dosent)

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Bradley’s Slip-Up

When someone of a non-African American decent, accidentally says the n-word late at night with little to no people around to confirm the use of the word.

“Jayden called me the n-word yesterday”, “Man, what a Bradley’s Slip-Up!”

by Lincoln Obama July 19, 2020

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Bradley

A big fat dumbass that thinks hes good at wrestling but everyone knows hes dogshit. Called Mikey, after the kid that gets boners while wrestling women.

"Yo do you see Bradley over there?" Yeah he thinks hes so good at wrestling but that MOFO has a 3-19 record.

by Johnqauviy January 30, 2023

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