Authority

Yes to protect you I need a degree of authority over you. And this ties into the thing I said about women grabbing their men’s arms in a conflict or crisis and getting knocked out (Which is a thing that he got from me (just like the “dim lights” and the either “on or off” thing)If I tell you to let go of my arm and you don’t you put us both in danger.

Hym “It’s also not inconceivable to have authority over a woman. Anyone who employs a woman has a degree of authority over a woman. Here’s a scenario. I’m the manager of a small gas station. The only other employee is a woman. I tell her to take out the trash. Taking out the trash is a part of the job. I am in a position of authority so I tell her to do her job and take out the trash. She tells me no. As working at a gas station is ‘at will employment’ I can fire you for any reason under the sun. Therefore, you are trading a degree of authority over what you do with your time in exchange for a job. You can deny the authority but then you have to give up the job in the same way you can deny the authority of someone trying to protect you but you have give up the safety.”

by Hym Iam October 23, 2022

Volvo Authority

Being the safest cars on earth, and upscale too, gives authority for us, to speed through 30 mph above the limit, turn to Whole Foods without a blinker, never stop, and pretend to drive over a person , scare them, but get stopped by our passenger detection system.

Suck it BMW. Respect mah Volvo authoritah!

-New S60 drives at 70 mph on WF parking lot-

Guy on street: Ahhhhhh
-car stop s automatically-
Driver: RESPECT MAH VOLVO AUTHORITY!

by AntiochBucktownYay December 31, 2015

Christian Authorpreneurship

The development of a writing/ publishing business with an inspirational or Christian theme from the ground up — coming up with an idea centered on book writing and/or publishing with an inspirational or Christian theme and turning it into a profitable business.

Determining your ministry and higher purpose is the first step in Christian Authorpreneurship.

by Ellechor Media & Associates May 4, 2016

web authoring

Getting the entire internet and shoving it up your arse

I was gonna go out with her more but it turns out she was into web authoring.

by Pawahits June 20, 2017

Chicago Transit Authority

The first album released by the American rock band "Chicago" or at the time "Chicago Transit Authority". The album has 4 sides and an album length of 76:32/1:16:32.

*May 2nd, 1969. 4 days after the release of Chicago Transit Authority*
Person 1 (vinyl collector): have you purchased the Chicago Transit Authority album?
Person 2 (another vinyl collector): a new album?
Person 1: yeah, they're still in stock.
Person 2: I GOTTA GET MY HANDS ON THIS BEAUTY!

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 8, 2022

Authorized Standard Version

Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.

The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.

by Don Jewett March 5, 2004

authority

to tell ppl wat to do

i have authority over you

by Anonymous September 23, 2002