natural athlete

Individual born with outstanding athletic and sexual skills. While others may have to work hard to excel on the athletic field and in the bedroom, natural athletes will achieve great things without practicing or expending much effort.

"Gary is ...not a natural athlete."

"At first glance my partner may appear to be a lowly gizz-mopper, but I can assure you he is a well-endowed natural athlete."

by NVA Barry April 9, 2006

cyber athlete

One who plays games on a computer as a sport.

by Cactuar December 21, 2002

Athletes penis

Irritation and itching to the crotch after excessive sweating. Also known in some circles as "trench dick"

"Hey bro you wanna go do sit ups in the hallway?" "Sorry bro I got a mad case of athletes penis. Yolo."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

battle athletes

A CUTE Anime were half-NAKED girls compete for the Cosmic Beauty Rank! CHARACTERS!!!!

Akari - AHHHHHHHHHH! I LOVE HER! So CUTE!!!! I like her NAKED!

Anna - So cute! Nudey wudey!

There's a scene were Anna gets NAKED at a girls bathhouse with other NAKED girls! They find out that she's actually a BOY! Then, in panic, the girls run around NAKED! Then the NAKED Anna hugs the NAKED Akari! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I wanked to that!

by Snebulizer/Nih +grr July 9, 2003

Armchair Athlete

someone who watches sports like the olympics and when their favourite sports team or sportsman / woman loses they yell obscenities at their TV in a vain attempt to say they they could have done better than them

"usless bl**dy stupid @#$%&, how could you lose like that"?

be quiet Bob - you're such an armchair athlete!

by Dyna Bolter July 26, 2012

get athletic

when you in the boys play some drinking games.

Time to get athletic today boys lets run up some Beer Pong.

by BanquetBoy December 2, 2020

Anal Athletes

A team of guys that tag team one unlucky dyke and stretch her asshole out like a relay race.

Tom and his friends were anal athletes

by BarryMcCocknher November 12, 2019