Double-ask

An epic fail when someone asks a question, gets an answer and re-asks. It is usually found in conversation when an idiot or stoner is involved.

Stoner 1: Hey man, what's up?
Stoner 2: Not much dude, what about you?
Stoner 1: Nothing really, you?
Stoner 2: You fail, you just double-asked. Are you stoned?

by ilovepieXD August 9, 2010

Asking lamp

A username that someone uses if they are a trumpie.

Donald trump’s new Twitter handle will be asking lamp

by pseudonymabcde May 16, 2021

party ask

To ostensibly ask someone for a favour when in reality you are just informing them that you're going to do what you want regardless.

Comes from the fact that when you say to your neighbours "We're having a loud party Saturday night, if that's alright" it really means "We're having a loud party Saturday night."

"Fred just party asked me to borrow my lawnmower. He'd already gotten it from the shed!"

by Simbera August 2, 2007

Co-ask

It is to retweet what someone is saying, or rather, second the question, asking the same thing.

What Is The Time? Someone would reply and say "Co-ask" meaning he/she is asking the same thing

by Vangeance October 12, 2020

ask whore

Someone who asks for fucking everything. Literally anything. Even if they already have one.

Ex. Ask whore: Can I borrow a pencil?
You: You're holding one.

Ask whore: Yeah but that one is prettier.

by notabasicbitch69 November 25, 2015

ask jeeves

Jeeves is a sexy balding butler who looks better with no pants on rather than clothed.

Moi: oooh jeeves bend over big boy
(Jeeves bends over)
Moi:*whip crack!!*
Jeeves: IM A BAD BOY!!

by Joanna-Clare May 6, 2004

Who Asked

a term used by people who gets absolutely no bitches whatsoever.

"Yo, I beat the final level in this game bro"

"Who?"

"Me, I just-"

"NO WHO ASKED YOU (slur)"

by ravensmommymilkers March 9, 2022