Alice Cooper

He is one of the best shock rockers ever. Hes so awesome he actually came to my shit hometown on his EYES OF ALICE COOPER RETURNS tour and you can bet I was there! (I even painted my face heheheh)
People think hes washed up just because hes old and plays Golf, and they think hes a sellout because hes in commercials, but thast because PEOPLE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK MUSIC IS ABOUT! WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW OLD THE SINGER IS! ITS THE MUSIC THAT MATTERS! I COULDNT CARE LESS IF A BAND WAS FORMED BY A BUNCH OF FUCKING TALKING PEANUTS!!!!! AS LONG AS THEY MAKE GOOD MUSIC ID LISTEN TO THEM!
The point is, people are judging him for his appearance now, which is retarded. The people that judge him as a sellout or a washed-up old fart are probably the same people that just watch MuchMusic just to see whos hot these days, and listen to Billy Talent and Good Charlotte and other flavors of the month. YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK! YOU CAN ALL ROT IN POSER HELL!! ALICE COOPER WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE ONE OF THE BEST METAL GROUPS TO BE FORMED!

Best songs by him:
Schools Out,
Poison,
Billion Dollar Babies,
Elected,
Sick Things,
No More Mr. Nice Guy,
I'm Eighteen,
and FEED MY FRANKENSTEIN (one of the best songs EVER with a sick solo)

by Matt October 23, 2004

Alice Cullen

Probably the only character in twilight that makes watching/reading the movies/books worth it. She's extremely hot as Ashley Greene and really puts sex appeal into the movie. She has spiky black hair, pale skin, lovely eyes,and a really beautiful face and kissable lips. She's probably a huge fan of Teen Vogue with her apparent fashion obsession, and likes to steal yellow Porche-es. She IS often accused of being bisexual by many fans though it never actually says this. She has a bf named Jasper who can alter peoples emotions. Alice is very hyper and short and likes to hug people. She'd probably make a great gf if she were real, being a sparkely vampire o not. She's the only vampire that would look GOOD sparkling anyways.

I only watched New Moon to see Alice Cullen. God, she's hot!

by crazyfangirllll December 25, 2010

Alycea

One of the realest people in earth that isn’t fake. She knows how to fight and will rock you if you mess with her

Omg that’s an Alycea I wanna be friends with her

by Friendly goat June 20, 2019

alice in wonderland effect

When u see someone fine from a far and as u get closer they seem to age backwards.

Guy: dwaaam look at that fine ass bitch. Ima go spit game.

*walks closer and realizes they're jailbait*

Guy: my bad I jus experienced the alice in wonderland effect!

by tearslette October 23, 2011

Alecea

A kind,loving,nice and friendly person. She has a very good sense of humor, she is always happy and positive and always will support her friends and family.

She is a ALECEA.

by WHEAT CEREAL March 29, 2019

Alyzé

the most beautiful, talented, smart, sassy, funny and kind person you'll EVER meet. I am blessed she is in my life, will be nothing without her, she is the sunlight of my days and brings so much joy around us. To count her as one of your friend is a blessing as she is caring and loyal.

Alyzé stay true to yourself and never doubt yourself, love you the way you are!

by kindsoulkikindskindkind August 8, 2019

alice and charley and millie

There is no explanation that can explain these people. You could say queens? You could say your idols? But really, there is no finite way to fully distinguish the integrity and beauty that these three women hold, absolute goddesses.

I wish I had better friends....
You should be friends with Alice and Charley and Millie! They are the best people to walk the Earth!

by Aliceegd October 25, 2020