muddy acorn 

When the tip of a mans penis has shit on it as a result of anal sex

After bubba pulled his cock out of my ass, I noticed I gave him a muddy acorn

muddy acorn by Cb & ck February 6, 2018

Hung like an acorn 

Meaning that a penis is so small, that it has the resemblance of an acorn on an oak tree, like a small bulb when it hangs off the body.

Hey, Do you know Seth?, well apparently all the girls say he's hung like an acorn!

Hung like an acorn by pwnstar76 March 25, 2010

fallen acorn 

When the head (and ONLY the head) of one's penis escapes from the fly of his underwear.

Haha! Check out Spidey's fallen acorn! He better put that thing back in there before zipping!

fallen acorn by Danger & Hamil$tein October 20, 2005

mighty acorn 

When a man shoves his sack of two acorns into a squirrels mouth and lets the squirrel nibble on those mighty acorns

Dude dominic bennett gave that squirrel a mighty acorn, hes such a nub.

mighty acorn by Realniqqa December 10, 2013

hit the acorn with a stick 

When someone went to far saying an insult or something bad to a person

girl: “hope you end up in a grave soon; you dumb prick”
boy: “wow you really hit the acorn with a stick”

hit the acorn with a stick by grapefruittrees June 15, 2020

hairy acorn 

A pistachio lost in a birds nest claiming to be a penis, probably coked out.

he wanted to fuck me but his dick looked like a hairy acorn

hairy acorn by Trexcandopushups August 30, 2017

Roblox Acorn Head

The roblox acorn head is basically a starter roblox character it has Chester hair aka acorn hair and some great clothes

assbeater420: hey stupid acorn head
acorn head: I have your ip
assbeater420: no you don’t
acorn head: (ip address here)
assbeater420: that isn’t my ip you Roblox Acorn Head lookin ass

Roblox Acorn Head by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 22, 2022