alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

by alan sax September 22, 2015

Sax

This is the combination of Max Kellerman and Skip Bayless… The two worst sports analyst in the game. So if you are called Sax, you are basically being called the worst idiotic sports taker.

Omg you are such a Sax.

by DookieHead10 July 29, 2021

Soft Sax Strap

A strap used to take 50% weight off your sax (saxophone) gives your sax maximum comfort. comes with funny package

my soft sax strap is itchy

by Bill Winterbury December 12, 2009

sax and violins

That one musical instrument combination with a minimum age requirement to play, often implying a level of maturity needed to handle the complexities and nuances of the music. This phrase humorously highlights how certain instruments, like the saxophone and violin, are often associated with more advanced skill levels and the expectation of a certain age or experience.

When I tried to sign up for band class, they told me I had to be at least 18 years old to play the sax and violins—guess my dreams of being a child prodigy are on hold

by Emotional Cruiser August 7, 2025