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Zeus-Cough

The act of puting cocain on the asshole of a sexual partner just before they take a shit. Said partner then forces a fart, injecting cocain and fecal matter into the nasal cavity the other partner.

See also Zeus-Breath

The same act but without the addition of fecal matter in the fart.
Can you hand me a towel, I just got my first Zeus-Cough
by Dustin McDirty July 15, 2009
mugGet the Zeus-Coughmug.

Zeus cannon

I'm gonna hit the zues cannon
by Gielskio June 4, 2003
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Zeus Mode

When one does something so well that he or she is considered godly at that activity.

You also may be in zeus mode if you have a lot of swag.
"Dude I killed like 12 kids in a row just quickscoping, I was in zeus mode."

"I hit two homeruns and made a diving catch, you could say I was in zeus mode."
by Jack Daniels Sauce February 16, 2012
mugGet the Zeus Modemug.

Zeus's Butthole

Mentioned in the action movie The Rock. Apparently, something of great significance and importance; possibly that from which all of Creation is derived.
"...how in the name of Zeus's BUTTHOLE did you escape from your cell?!"
by maggie beauregarde September 11, 2008
mugGet the Zeus's Buttholemug.

Oh really Zeus

A phrase used in sarcastic response to an obvious or inane statement.
*Bob enters the room with disappointment written on his face
Tina: Omg are you not having a good day rn broskie
Bob: Oh really Zeus? How could you tell, smh
Tina: Chill bro, take it easy!
by juniorman June 2, 2015
mugGet the Oh really Zeusmug.

hitting it like zeus

Aaron will sleep with anyone he can, he is hitting it like Zeus.
by commander Seamus October 14, 2014
mugGet the hitting it like zeusmug.

Forbidden Ring of Zeus

The act of curving one's foot-long penis past the perineum, and inserting it into one's own anus.
"Dude, I like your new shirt!"
"Thanks, I'm also sporting a Forbidden Ring of Zeus!"
"Nice."
by Shi Zewr Porwn April 15, 2005
mugGet the Forbidden Ring of Zeusmug.

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