a lesbian who doesn't have any male friends. probably hooks up in the language closet. says she's bi but would never date a man. kings girls are hotter. can spot her at Wagamama's. probably vegan and in love with her best friend. hippie enough to go to a thrift store, but too posh for brixton
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This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
Dave: I was reading a definition on Urban Dictionary
and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.
John: What a Spaff-Womble!
Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.
John: What a Spaff-Womble!
Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
by Atari quam-tazum January 1, 2012
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Get the womble mug.the definition of the word 'wombley' can vary. It's a very special word. It kind of means funny/ penisy/ sneaky/ cute/ silly/ cool/ gullable/ immense/ clever/ snuggley/SPECIAL/ naive/ wow/ unique/ awww < < <it can mean any of those things, or all of them together!!
Something that only one imparticular person could do..'that's so wombley (you)'
Something that only one imparticular person could do..'that's so wombley (you)'
1.Standing in a shop, Teddy Wombles counts to 3 and does a super-dooper loud burp, but hiding round the corner, I open my mouth on the count of three so everyone thinks it was MY burp and I can feel very special. < < that is a very wombley thing to do.
2.Teddy Wombles trips over my Baker's Oven bag and stacks it down the stairs
3.Teddy Wombles feeling down...''I'm going to play on my Xbox 360 now, it takes my mind off things'' :|
2.Teddy Wombles trips over my Baker's Oven bag and stacks it down the stairs
3.Teddy Wombles feeling down...''I'm going to play on my Xbox 360 now, it takes my mind off things'' :|
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Get the Womble mug.The act of placing ones anus onto the nostrils of another and passing gas. If male it is also customary to ensure the nuts are placed on the victims chin. Womblers are best performed when the victim is unconscious.
"Last night I faked being asleep when you gave me that wombler, it was fucking juicy."
"Man what the fuck happened last night? This place smells like shit!" "Dude, you got given a wicked amount of womblers!! Check out your nose, it's covered in shit!
"Man what the fuck happened last night? This place smells like shit!" "Dude, you got given a wicked amount of womblers!! Check out your nose, it's covered in shit!
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