by Nucci from OW October 8, 2019

No matter what happens in life, drink VB’s.
Bought a new car? Drink VB’s!
Had a fight with the misses? Drink VB’s!
Lost ya wallet? Drink VB’s!
Got mugged? Drink VB’s!
Did the mugging? Drink VB’s!
Had a good root? Drink VB’s!
Got arrested for drink driving? Drink VB’s!
Got married? Drink a lot of VB’s
And always remember Bens-Wisdom knows best.
All problems in life can be solved by drinking VB’s.
Bought a new car? Drink VB’s!
Had a fight with the misses? Drink VB’s!
Lost ya wallet? Drink VB’s!
Got mugged? Drink VB’s!
Did the mugging? Drink VB’s!
Had a good root? Drink VB’s!
Got arrested for drink driving? Drink VB’s!
Got married? Drink a lot of VB’s
And always remember Bens-Wisdom knows best.
All problems in life can be solved by drinking VB’s.
by Wycklesma May 27, 2021

He tried his best to make her Pearl of wisdom purr.
However, she didn't like him enough to let him continue.
However, she didn't like him enough to let him continue.
by ZophiaLafeur June 21, 2020

Jack:I'm so smart! I'm yoda wise now!
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom
by Crypti September 20, 2019

Dude 1: They still fail to understand why they are failing to understand.
Dude 2: Whoah, that's deep brah.
Dude 1: Read it on a wall when I was taking a dump.
Dude 2: Stall Wisdom...
Dude 2: Whoah, that's deep brah.
Dude 1: Read it on a wall when I was taking a dump.
Dude 2: Stall Wisdom...
by Shaheed Mantis. January 9, 2016

Noun.
Knowledge or wisdom learned afterward, like hind sight is 20:20. It is the important advice that came out the back end.
Knowledge or wisdom learned afterward, like hind sight is 20:20. It is the important advice that came out the back end.
Man one: don't do it. Trust me it's a bad purchase!
Man two: shut up! You are just talking out of your ass!
Man one: Ma! I'm for real! Dropping some serious butt wisdom right here.
Man two: oh. Fo sho. If you've tried it then I trust you.
Man two: shut up! You are just talking out of your ass!
Man one: Ma! I'm for real! Dropping some serious butt wisdom right here.
Man two: oh. Fo sho. If you've tried it then I trust you.
by SweetNettaTaTa August 30, 2016

Advice which sounds wise on the surface but loses all credibility upon further examination (usually from a lack of real-world applications). It's when idiots try to give advice which sounds wise.
"Don't give up. Anything is possible."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
by JMC43 December 4, 2017
