Advice which sounds wise on the surface but loses all credibility upon further examination (usually from a lack of real-world applications). It's when idiots try to give advice which sounds wise.
"Don't give up. Anything is possible."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
by JMC43 December 4, 2017
Get the Idiot Wisdommug. by Nucci from OW October 8, 2019
Get the wisdom kinkmug. the grey hair that younger people get on their chin, usually before any other grey hairs appear. usually overweight beering guzzing goons who have partied their young but full life away prematurely
by wclmatt July 8, 2010
Get the wisdom chinmug. Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,
*barks*
Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,
*barks*
Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!
by iosihbfsvibfs February 20, 2022
Get the Dog of wisdommug. No matter what happens in life, drink VB’s.
Bought a new car? Drink VB’s!
Had a fight with the misses? Drink VB’s!
Lost ya wallet? Drink VB’s!
Got mugged? Drink VB’s!
Did the mugging? Drink VB’s!
Had a good root? Drink VB’s!
Got arrested for drink driving? Drink VB’s!
Got married? Drink a lot of VB’s
And always remember Bens-Wisdom knows best.
All problems in life can be solved by drinking VB’s.
Bought a new car? Drink VB’s!
Had a fight with the misses? Drink VB’s!
Lost ya wallet? Drink VB’s!
Got mugged? Drink VB’s!
Did the mugging? Drink VB’s!
Had a good root? Drink VB’s!
Got arrested for drink driving? Drink VB’s!
Got married? Drink a lot of VB’s
And always remember Bens-Wisdom knows best.
All problems in life can be solved by drinking VB’s.
by Wycklesma May 27, 2021
Get the Bens-Wisdommug. Noun.
Knowledge or wisdom learned afterward, like hind sight is 20:20. It is the important advice that came out the back end.
Knowledge or wisdom learned afterward, like hind sight is 20:20. It is the important advice that came out the back end.
Man one: don't do it. Trust me it's a bad purchase!
Man two: shut up! You are just talking out of your ass!
Man one: Ma! I'm for real! Dropping some serious butt wisdom right here.
Man two: oh. Fo sho. If you've tried it then I trust you.
Man two: shut up! You are just talking out of your ass!
Man one: Ma! I'm for real! Dropping some serious butt wisdom right here.
Man two: oh. Fo sho. If you've tried it then I trust you.
by SweetNettaTaTa August 30, 2016
Get the Butt wisdommug. Jack:I'm so smart! I'm yoda wise now!
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom
by Crypti September 20, 2019
Get the Wisdom teethmug.