Thunderbird Wine

a tasty tasty high octane swill made especially to control the afro american population.

Thunderbird Wine:

‎"What's the word? Thunderbird!
What's the price? Fifty twice!
What's the reason? Grapes in season!
Who drinks the most? Them colored folks!
What's the reaction? Satisfaction!"

by knssilm January 2, 2012

methodist wine

grape juice. originates from the fact that methodist churches use grape juice in place of wine.

pass me some methodist wine

by hurcha94 November 21, 2011

Chile Wine

When your broke ass takes your own bottle of wine in and establishment and then refills it from a box in the parking lot.

Let's go get some "chile wine" and bring it to our work so they just charge us the corkage fee

by CrazyWhiteGirl05 September 30, 2015

Safety Wine

A bottle of wine purchased alongside a massive carry out to deal with the inevitable emergency of 1L of vodka and 24 beers not being enough for 3 people on a Saturday night.

Maxi: What's that?

Jonty: this is safety Wine to be opened at 4.30am after we drink our take away and have shots at Laverys

by Geoff Agnew May 22, 2020

Wine Crotch

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.

Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...

by YAWA July 22, 2020

wine crime

is when you have had a long, tiring day and you would like to wind down and relax before going to sleep. The crime occurs when you fall asleep or crash before you have finished your glass of wine - hence wasted wine

Dumping that Pinot because Lisa passed out Last night is such wine crime!

by MaMaGriM May 27, 2010

Wine Roulette

The game of chance played wile drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.

I was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.

by Chubby Pickle February 25, 2017