Wet Wipe Willy

Slang used to expound on "shitting" on a competitor
Created by Nicki Minaj in the "Nictionary"

I'm clearly wet wipe willy...hoe!!!

by mz.denise August 17, 2010

wet your willie

its where you suck your own genitals

that guy totally just wet his own willie

did you wet your willie?

by jemal jackson April 23, 2008

willy-wet

to insert ones finger into their own ear and then place finger in an unsuspecting victim's mouth. opposite of wet-willy.

i heard the scream "WIlly-Wet," as i tasted mike's wax.

by Billy t. March 12, 2008

willy wet

Its when you stick your finger in your ear, and then putting the same finger in another person's mouth.

The opposite of wet willy.

You think a wet willy is bad? You're about to experience a willy wet.

by Evytyn again October 27, 2008

willy wet suit

condom. like wetsuits for your willy

"hey baby i'm gonna put a willy wet suit on cos i don't want your venerial diseases, ok?"

by bad mofo April 16, 2005

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

Wet Willy

Licking the penis and giving nice old fashioned

Hey sir can I give you a wet Willy?
Yes ma’am lick it real good

by Hanandbjslzbd March 30, 2021