Manila Envelope

An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.

I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!

I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.

by TwoFacesPodcast March 18, 2023

Vanilla envelopes

Actors who can play white people roles. Derived from the mispronunciation of *manila* envelopes.

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!

by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023

Wet envelope

The act of bukkake with a postal worker

"After delivering the package into the slot they gave him a wet envelope!"

by DexTheSex May 4, 2025

Lady Love Envelope

The opening between a woman's legs

I'm going to thrust my throbbing truncheon deep inside your lady love envelope

by Brian and Geoff August 21, 2016

stay within your envelope

To not leave your own neighborhood, or else something bad may happen

To know your place

E-40 lyric "my suggestion is to stay within your envelope "

by Waytomuchtime December 30, 2016

all colour envelopes

A totally awesome envelope supplier with the funkiest packaging and envelopes

Have you seen this boujis gold packaging? Its so All Colour Envelopes style

by The Mysterious Web Queen October 21, 2020

I'll slice you open like an envelope

Used commonly by football hooligans, 'I'll slice you open like an envelope' can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. Can also mean that the person it's being said too acts 'big' and 'untouchable' and the person saying it is easily going to beat them up.

'Threat'

Football hooligan- 'you think you can take me on?'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'

by Cpfcjames September 5, 2016