welch

Slang for the most privileged group within the state of Utah. An acronym made from the first letters of: White-presenting, Educated, LDS (Mormon), Cisgender, Heterosexual.

I heard Jim only moved from Chicago so he could spend more time with his other welch friends in Salt Lake City.

by siimonsays June 6, 2025

Joshua Welch

Deep love for emojis. Has tiny fleet compared to my ship. Likes grapes....ALOT.

I mean seriously, it's in his damn name. FUCKING WELCH.

Pineapple loverboy.

Person 1: I heard that guy has a real kink for pineapples.
Person 2: Oh, you mean Joshua Welch?

by Pineapples29 June 23, 2016

Welch’s Sundae

The act of eating grapes out of your sexual partners asshole.

“Yo did you hear about John, he gave Suzy a Welch’s Sundae and got it on video”

“Nah man that’s nasty”

by friedrice the nasty guy March 2, 2023

Welched

Jacking off and then feeling guilty about it.

Man I feel so bad, I just welched all over myself when I know I should be focusing on my job I'm about to lose.

by Itzyoboy69 September 15, 2022

welching

to get a pack of welch's gummies, and to mush it until in a gooey state

Guy1: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Guy2: What the fuck, I'm welching in here!

by Klydercal February 17, 2024

Welching

A form of sexual pleasure involving two men where you shove Welch’s fruit snacks up your anal passage and having a man suck them out

I had to spend 2 hours cleaning my asshole after me and John were Welching yesterday.

by Welcher69 March 24, 2024

Welch

When you shit puss/ when you have explosive diarrhea of puss.

“Ohhh babe… I’m gonna welch!”
“No please babe don’t welch on me!”

by Slimmest August 19, 2021