The act of ejaculating in someone's helmet while it is left unattended, then getting them to place it on their head. A practical joke particular to the military.
Joe left his helmet in the truck so I rubbed one out in it then he put it on, it was the perfect turtle wax.
by Aco FIST October 22, 2013
Get the turtle waxmug. by waxer mcfresh December 28, 2005
Get the waxmug. The daughter on the Real Housewives of New Jersey is going to beauty school just to learn how to wax a chuckie!
by C.Lit June 3, 2009
Get the wax a chuckiemug. To speak or write about something in a highly eloquent or verbose manner. Comes from "wax" meaning "grow" or "become" as in the waxing and waning of the moon, thus "to wax poetic" is equivalent to "to grow poetic." Thus "to wax poetically" doesn't really make sense, as it would mean "to grow poetically," which isn't the same as "to grow poetic."
by clavis July 10, 2007
Get the wax poeticmug. the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.
by forizzle May 13, 2005
Get the waxing the carrotmug. Phrase describing an excessive buildup of unused semen over time, jokingly said to have hardened into a form resembling a dart.
The term was coined by the late, great comedian Bill Hicks.
The term was coined by the late, great comedian Bill Hicks.
by kevin j.k. March 26, 2007
Get the wax dartmug. 1. Spoken words so profound, moving, or inspiring they should be recorded on vinyl
2. An instant verbal classic
2. An instant verbal classic
by DiZZ83 October 23, 2009
Get the put that on waxmug.