Derived from low wattage light bulbs, a Low Watt is an exceptionally tight or miserly individual. Will never buy anything he can’t download, boil the kettle twice the same night or buy a round in the pub.
Never offers petrol money but will always be sure to collect it, goes out having “Forgotten” his wallet, expects family members to fix up his house and garden not just at a discounted rate, but completely free of charge.
Never offers petrol money but will always be sure to collect it, goes out having “Forgotten” his wallet, expects family members to fix up his house and garden not just at a discounted rate, but completely free of charge.
Dave: "Tight bastard still hasn't weighed in with the cash for that job we did, Stan."
Stan: "We won't get that. That low watt wouldn't give you the steam off his piss!"
Stan: "We won't get that. That low watt wouldn't give you the steam off his piss!"
by UpYourKilt August 28, 2011
"Oh my god, Naomi Watts is morphing into Nicole Kidman!"
"Yeah, she's totally diet Nicole Kidman."
"You're going to die in 7 days!"
"Yeah, she's totally diet Nicole Kidman."
"You're going to die in 7 days!"
by Miss Sleepy March 09, 2006
They are dickheads which make fun out of you also classes as chavs,Racists and motherfuckers
:) p.s if you are unlucky enough to meet one then it will be a sad experience for you
:) p.s if you are unlucky enough to meet one then it will be a sad experience for you
by Awesome sawce April 26, 2018
by Chubba September 02, 2004
The absolute love of my f'ing life!!!!
by Patty Watt February 16, 2005
this man is the nicest person you'll ever meet
he will knock you're socks off at how much he cares about you and will try his best to please you
;)
he will knock you're socks off at how much he cares about you and will try his best to please you
;)
by lol i made an account December 30, 2017
Liarli·ar
ˈlī(ə)r/
noun
a person who tells lies.
synonyms: deceiver, fibber, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator;
shad·y
ˈSHādē/Submit
adjective
situated in or full of shade.
"shady woods"
synonyms: shaded, shadowy, dim, dark; More
giving shade from sunlight.
"they sprawled under a shady carob tree"
informal
of doubtful honesty or legality.
"he was involved in his grandmother's shady deals"
synonyms: suspicious, suspect, questionable, dubious, doubtful, disreputable, untrustworthy, dishonest, devious, dishonorable, underhanded, unscrupulous, irregular, unethical;
piece of shit
adjective
poor quality; displeasing.
I can't believe you're still driving that piece of shit car!
Citation from "Sacrifice", Wilfred (US TV), Season 1 Episode 12 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing
ˈlī(ə)r/
noun
a person who tells lies.
synonyms: deceiver, fibber, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator;
shad·y
ˈSHādē/Submit
adjective
situated in or full of shade.
"shady woods"
synonyms: shaded, shadowy, dim, dark; More
giving shade from sunlight.
"they sprawled under a shady carob tree"
informal
of doubtful honesty or legality.
"he was involved in his grandmother's shady deals"
synonyms: suspicious, suspect, questionable, dubious, doubtful, disreputable, untrustworthy, dishonest, devious, dishonorable, underhanded, unscrupulous, irregular, unethical;
piece of shit
adjective
poor quality; displeasing.
I can't believe you're still driving that piece of shit car!
Citation from "Sacrifice", Wilfred (US TV), Season 1 Episode 12 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing
Michael Watts is a shady, lying, piece of shit with no regards to other peons feelings.
Do not trust him because you will soon regret it.
Do not trust him because you will soon regret it.
by Chkyoselfb4uwrekyoself April 01, 2017