Walrus Party

(Wal-RUS)- (Pah-R-Tee)
A party that features beer and bitches.

“Hey, Brian, are you bringing beer to Jeff’s Walrus Party?”
“Yes, and bitches.”
“Oh right! Can’t forget the bitches!”

by mikeWhoncho69 July 3, 2019

Walrus Muzzle

A woman so fat and grotesque that her gelatinous sacks of tit flubber create a cleavage "death valley" of sorts, extending lower than thought possible before the advent of the phrase "super size me". Simultaneously, twin travesties of repugnant flesh create an unholy "camel toe" or "mooseknuckle" or "holy fucking shit stab my eyes out immediately" extending unnaturally far north and actually coming in contact with the aforementioned "death valley". This creates the nightmarish trench of fear and loathsome disgust known as a "Walrus Muzzle".

Jesse: Hey Ryan, check out the walrus muzzle on her. (Motions with eyebrows to nearby woman that looks like an upright Jabba the Hutt in tights.)
Ryan: HOLY FUCKING HELL THAT IS DISGUSTING AND... (stabs own eyes)
Jesse: ... (stabs own eyes)

by The ACC Carpentry Class 2009 January 28, 2009

walrus punch

Ok.... Similar to donkey punch, but works a little differently:

(wôlrs, wl- pnch)
tr.v. walrus punched, walrus punch·ing, walrus punch·es

A sharp blow of the fist administered by a man to a woman's stomach immediately after getting his cock sucked off after she tastes his man juice, forcing the cum out the womans nostrils, giving her the appearance of adorning walrus tusks.

"Ok dude, I know she don't look that pretty in tha face, but she's real prissy n' preppy, and this freshmen is just a little too innocent and full'u herself... But she's all ova'ya, so play it smooth for the rest'a the evening, and when she's ready to do the wild thang with ya, suprise her halfway through, and give her what she *really* needs, a good hard walrus punch!"

by Walrus Punchaholic March 24, 2004

walrus pile

A game resulting in large piles of people laying on top of each other. When an unsuspecting victim is laying down on the floor, someone shouts "Walrus pile!" and jumps on top of them. Everyone else in the room also yells "Walrus pile!" and must immediately jump on and stack atop the victim. Ignore the muffled screams of the poor person at the bottom of the pile.
If no one is laying on the floor, a walrus pile may be started by wrestling the victim to the ground and then shouting "Walrus pile" as normal.

Daniel: "Psst, hey Steve, check it out. Aaron's just laying there on the ground watching TV."
Steve: "WALRUS PILE!!!"
Aaron: "Mmmmfph! Mmph!"

OR

Daniel: "Hey Tucker did you hear how we got 10 people in on a walrus pile on top of Aaron?"
Tucker: "Yeah, I heard you made him cry. Ha ha ha!"

by Daniel Chapman May 25, 2007

walrus clap

a stripper on her back, legs up in the air, smacking her 6 inch platforms together with a vengeance

The stripper butt did not jiggle a bit when she was walrus clapping!

by JP Lee June 3, 2011

Walrus Job

An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.

Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015

walrus on ps5 controller

A kid that exploits in official island royale tournaments

"Did you get banned again?"
"Yeah, I'm like walrus on ps5 controller."

by kidwitdabag May 18, 2021