Wife

Dishwasher whom you can legally beat.
Michael: *whips out belt and dick* Shall I whip or wamp my wife today?
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wifee

A derogatory term for a female. Not limited to your wife, but anyone who can cook and clean for you.
"yo wifee, make me some pancakes!"
by Chris Sully December 01, 2007
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Wife

A women you love until your in the mid 70s and her jugs hang past her knees
Why wife is old as dinosaur shit
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Wife

1. Another name for a dishwasher, does mens laundry
2. Great at making sandwiches
Brett: Hey Karen where the fuck is my sandwich whore
Karen: Coming Brett
Chad: what a wife
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Wife

1. A grown girl
2. Someone with boobs.
3. Someone that can be pregnant and have baby
4. Someone to have sex with.
4. I stuck my dick up my wife's vagina and it felt good, she told me to keep doing it.
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wife

The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.

I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."
by Anthony Wheeler September 27, 2007
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wife

Usually, another term to define two girlfriends, a platonic relationship. Wives aren't necessarily your best friend- just a girlfriend you are close with.
by yesobviouslythisismywife December 24, 2017
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