Weatherford Texas

A place where you go to live. And end up never leaving. Full of truck sluts, diesel douches, mommy and daddys wallets and a bunch of meth addicts.

The birth place of the clap apocalypse 2015. The only place you can get black smoked, beat up by a 28 year old twice your size at a highschool party then get your dicked sucked by a random girl.

Weatherford Texas? ohh, you mean piece of shit?

by Daddycummy69 August 26, 2016

hows the weather up there

A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.

Person 1 "Hows the weather up there?"
Person 2 "Fuck you."

by Jackalfu March 20, 2017

cuddling weather

When it's cold or rainy outside, it's perfect weather for getting under a blanket with someone and snuggling up! Put sweatpants and a big jacket on and get cozy! Don't forget your fuzzy slippers and hot chocolate!

Allison: "Ugh, it's too wet and gross outside. I wish the rain would stop."
Bailey: "No, it's perfect cuddling weather! Let's call the boys and go to Starbucks or watch a movie!"
Allison: Cuddling weather's pretty great!

by Haybales December 5, 2013

cardie weather

chilly, not-yet-full-winter, and not snowy weather which deserves an ample cardigan to keep warm. if it were colder, you'd have a puffa jacket on top on the cardie.

uh oh! it's cardie weather, kids. button up! and don't forget your mittens!

by Mariah Cary's Layered Syrup on my Nan November 4, 2006

weatherologist

Someone on TV who guesses what's going to happen with the weather.

(imagine a backwards-ass country fuck accent): Honey, the weatherologist says there's a 69% chance of thunder showers, with a 420% chance of embedded supercells.

by ChuckChaser69 April 4, 2008

Weather man

A man who reads the weather on the news, Usually a liar and never gets it right.

Weather man: Tonight, HEAVY SNOW! Schools maybe cancelled tomorrow
Dude: YES!
-Next day dude gets up, throws back the curtains-
Dude: Sun? SUN? AHHHHH!

by Shizzlefull. February 9, 2010

Bit under the weather

Feeling sick or unhealthy.

I'm feeling a bit under the weather. So, I'm not comin' to office.

by Arun Prakash September 13, 2006