the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act
hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister
so thats why you were away for 12 days
yep
so thats why you were away for 12 days
yep
by tomcollins10166 November 20, 2010
the act of cumming a ton on the bed and when the recipiant gets off it slides off the sheet and onto the ground with a splat and looks like an avalanche
by great northern 1246 November 05, 2023
Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
This lorax of the Wellington variety, quite simply, speaks for the trees. Although because of the tenacity of Wellington landlords, unfortunately this locality of lorax cannot prevent the deforestation of the native cabbage tree. This is a hard fact of life. They are however efficient at alerting others of the destruction of our leafy friends. This is appreciated.
Did you hear that a cabbage tree has fallen due to a felling? The Wellington lorax let me know immediately.
by skuxxmcd January 13, 2021
A basic white rich girl who pretends to be a chav, has crudely dyed blonde hair with a tiny braid, that she thinks is cool, but makes her look like a primary school kid.
by Elizabeth Hobson October 27, 2020