the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act
hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister
so thats why you were away for 12 days
yep
so thats why you were away for 12 days
yep
by tomcollins10166 November 22, 2010
Get the wellington handbagmug. A basic white rich girl who pretends to be a chav, has crudely dyed blonde hair with a tiny braid, that she thinks is cool, but makes her look like a primary school kid.
by Elizabeth Hobson October 27, 2020
Get the Wellington girlmug. God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
Get the A Beef Wellingtonmug. “I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”
“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024
Get the Meef Wellingtonmug. It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
Get the Kink Wellingtonmug. This is an upcoming artist from Zambia,Lusaka that comes from a place which has no music talent. He got recognized after dropping an Afro track called Low. Wellington lembalemba is also a high ranking member of a Gang called Zoot block (ZBG)
It's Wellington lembalemba
by Natasha115 February 13, 2022
Get the Wellington lembalembamug. This is an upcoming rapper from zambia that has a huge knob and is about to make history with his unique music vibe.
It's wellington lembalemba
by Natasha115 October 28, 2021
Get the Wellington lembalembamug.