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Wednesday Suit Day

A tradition in which it is customary to wear a suit on the last Wednesday of each month. The origins of "Wednesday Suit Day" are widely debated: some believe it dates back to 19th Century England when, typically on Wednesdays, Parliament was held and all members were required to dress in formal attire. Others believe the "Wednesday Suit Day" tradition began irrationally in Richmond, VA, when two co-workers agreed upon the last Wednesday of each month being a day suitable for suit wearing. Many agree that "Wednesday Suit Day" finds it's genesis from a high school senior taking fictitious character "Barney"'s command to "Suit Up!" from the American TV series "How I Met Your Mother" a little too seriously. Although the background is undetermined, many people still honor the Wednesday Suit Day tradition today.
"Hey, Logan, what are you wearing to class tomorrow?"
"First off: weird question. Second: it's Wednesday Suit Day, suit up!"
by Zaphod_Beelbebr0x November 29, 2012
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Wednesday Wednesday

Not this Wednesday, but the Wednesday after.
"I'm having a shindig Wednesday"
"Wednesday?"
"Oh nah, Wednesday Wednesday."
"Ahh, Wednesday Wednesday. Yeah sweet i'll be there with a slab and ho's."
by Matt Erickson July 6, 2007
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Wednesday Chaz

Similar to a Lucky Pierre but punctuated by the simultaneous defecation of all parties involved.

The act of providing and receiving anal sex whilst also pooping. Popular in (but not exclusive to) Eastern European gay pornography. Not all parties must be male as a Wednesday Chaz is occasionally performed with a woman and/or a strap-on device.
Burning with lust, the couple convinced their doe-eyed companion to disrobe and assist them in performing a Wednesday Chaz.
by tooWondrous November 22, 2010
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Wednesday Night

Sick and tired of your lady love demanding too much bum love?

It's time to suggest that trips along the hershey highway take place exclusively on Wednesday nights!

Remember; up the bum = no babies!
Big Red: 'I want some backdoor action!'
Nitro: 'Again?, how bout we do it next Wednesday instead?'

Big Red: 'Don't fear the rear!'
Nitro: 'Ok, how bout I book it in for every Wednesday night?'

Big Red: 'Disco!'
by ismickisgood March 17, 2010
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wednesday legs

Wednesday Legs are not pretty! They describe a pair of frail and skinny pins on the verge of breaking.
Wednesday = When is they (going to break!)
BOB: Check out those Wednesday Legs!
Jeff: Yea... When's dey gonna breaks!
by Pipernam December 28, 2005
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wednesday legs

A phrase used to describe a really attractive pair of legs on a woman, so that the woman who is being described does not know that you are talking about her legs (i.e. it is a code system).

More specifically, this is used to rate legs in a covert way - the rating system running from Sunday to Saturday, with "Sunday legs" being too thin and "Saturday legs" being too fat - hence "Wednesday legs" (the mid-point of the week) are just right.

N.B. When rating legs it is important to note that no two pairs of wednesday legs will ever be the same - there is no preset size or dimensions, it is simply how the legs are in proportion to the woman.
(Attractive woman in front)
Man 1: Look at those wednesday's!
Man 2: I dunno, they look more like mid-tuesday's to me...
(Attractive woman walks away, out of earshot)
Man 1: She had some damn nice wednesday legs.
by Spoofnet December 10, 2005
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Wednesday Addams

A term to describe a goth girl or a 'Plain Jane' type girl. This comes from the famous movies "The Addam's Family" where Wednesday Addam's is dark, goth, and monotonous.
Did you see that girl over there? Talk about a Wednesday Addams.
by xCandiex May 1, 2006
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