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Vietnamese fire drill

is when the driver tucks and rolls out the car and the nigga in the back has got to jump up to the wheel and save the passengers life
I told my homie I was sick of his shit and pulled a Vietnamese fire drill.

When you’re getting pulled over and the passengers are more sober than the driver, you need a Vietnamese fire drill
by Gertrude the blowfish December 10, 2019
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Vietnamese prostitute

A prostitute who is from Vietnam and will have sex with you in exchange for 5 dorra
Vietnamese prostitute: sucky sucky 5 dorra, I love you long time, long time
by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020
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Vietnamese quiche

Pouring a bowl of noodles on someone’s genital area, cracking a raw egg on top, then sitting down and doing a wet fart in the noodles. Works best with a Bombay bad boy, ask your ma.
“Made a Vietnamese quiche last night, now I’m up for GBH, was boss!”
by Teevmeister September 10, 2021
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vietnamese quiche

The act of cracking an egg into a body orifice and then penetrating with fingers until scrambled. Vegetables can be added for extra flavour.
“Hey Ronald gave me a Vietnamese Quiche in my ass the other day, we fed it to the cat.”

“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”
by Teevmeister September 27, 2021
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Vietnamese cream pie

I was barebacking this tiny Vietnamese whore. Enjoying her pussy. I shot my load I to her nice tight asian pussy making a Vietnamese Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 3, 2022
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Vietnamese caged cluster

A Vietnamese caged cluster is when you have a threesome with your significant other and a Vietnamese midget and at the end of the sexual event, the Vietnamese midget then cums into the mouth of the significant other and forces their mouth shut. The midget then yells out that he has several STD’s and forces the victim to swallow. Resulting in another life ruined by the Vietnamese. 🇨🇳
Dog, Brittany and I had a Vietnamese caged cluster last night!
by AkumaOni May 15, 2023
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Vietnamese Handshake

while shaking someone's hand, proceeding to stick your thumb in your butt and yell out in a German accent "Thummin Mine Asshole"
Example:

Friend 1: I met my girlfriend's parents yesterday

friend 2: how did that go?

friend 1: good. we did a vietnamese handshake.

friend 2: what's that?

Friend 1: we all stuck our thumbs in our asses when we shook hands and yelled out "thummin mine asshole" in a German accent.

There is nothing quite like sticking your thumb in your ass while shaking somebody's hand.
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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