complete utter fucking morons

Volunteer editors at urbandictionary.com. People like YOU who are way to fucking stupid to even alive.

a complete utter fucking morons are people like YOU Volunteer Editors.

by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017

Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on

Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.

Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.

by alienfrompluto September 24, 2012

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

g-utter

The male version of an utter...

Damn that bull has some big g-utters..

by SilverTounge_BaddieBitch February 25, 2022

Utter Dogshit

In a group of lads when one behaves so appallingly is said that that they are utter dogshit.

Kieks even mentioning a shag was utter dogshit!

by PrimDog February 21, 2020

Butt utter

The long string of skin that hangs out off your butt that if you pull hard enough butt juice comes out and it will not stop I tell you drink G fuel

Holy krap look how long his butt utter is

by Highly meky January 12, 2020

Utter Tutt

Northern English colloquialism used as a variant to the phrase ‘utter shite’. Reclaimed as an affectionate term to describe clutter or additional items in a home.

Tutt is basically crap you don’t need but by god do you want. A non necessity, but a self indulgent luxury. Tutt is comfort. Tutt makes a home.

The house was covered in Utter Tutt.
What did he get you for Christmas? Utter Tutt.
Tk maxx is filled with Utter Tutt

by The Northern Translator January 22, 2022