ub

abbreviation for urban dictionary

YOU ARE ON UB RIGHT NOW!!!

by TakoTheMemer November 20, 2023

Ub nosed

LUBBIN

Nicole is ub nosed

by II_UltraNova_II June 29, 2023

ube

Tube-Tied

I wanted to hook-up withyou last night, but I got "Tube-Tied" and before I knew it, it was 1am!

by N-Krypt411 August 30, 2021

Ub

1. When a teenage boy flirts and doesn't accept it yet he flirts with every girl that looks his way.

2. When someone flirts over and over again and denies it but then in a late night phone conversation starts to talk about how every girl exept for one are awesome at flirting

"hey where is alex?" "he is being his Ub self with that girl"

by 1big2boi3 May 3, 2009

ub

That one BITCH who plays every boy! The ‘ub’ stands for unwanted bitch because everyone hates her. All her exes wish she was dead and hate!

Omg! That’s the girl everyone says is an ‘ub’!

by Jeff the G May 29, 2020

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.

Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night

by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018

UBS

Unexpected bullshit
Things Dairy Queen workers go thru every night

Working here you NEED to be prepared for some UBS

by Evan Hoss May 2, 2023