UBS

Universal BlowJob simulator already created in many forms with brand names

"omg mike did you here about the new UBS'

by Amazingly_mazing May 4, 2017

Scottish VD-UB

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.

Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.

by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024

UBS

Unexpected bullshit
Things Dairy Queen workers go thru every night

Working here you NEED to be prepared for some UBS

by Evan Hoss May 2, 2023

ub;le

Utter bollocks;like everything - The UK definition
Utter bullshit;like evrything - The US definition

a) Used as a catch-all response when something isn't making sense, or has spun off in a pointless direction. Frequently used as a response to baffling corporate decisions

b) Used as a warning or precursor to making a suggestion or submitting an idea

In either use of the term, it is generally being used in a cynical way to describe the pointlessness of a situation, idea or action, or its potential to be so.

Example for a)
Person 1: "Have you seen what management now want us to do each week?"
Person 2 "Yeah, ub;le"

Examples for b)
When suggesting a new idea: "ub;le, but have we tried to do it this way ....."
When making a comment: "I think the point of that artwork is to challenge the senses. I dunno ub;le?"

by simcoll September 12, 2022

Ub nosed

LUBBIN

Nicole is ub nosed

by II_UltraNova_II June 29, 2023

UB

Ugly Bastard. Usually, a tag found in hentai. Also another word for Discord moderators.

People who are into UB are UBs themselves.

by Somite December 1, 2020

Ube

Pronounced "oob". Used as a verb by Uber drivers to reference time spent driving for the company.

I had a couple of hours to kill between work and the gym so I decided to Ube for a while to make money.

by Clintaloup April 19, 2016