The case in which a small duck happens to float in your bathtub. Depending on whether or not this said duck is made of rubber or flesh and duck organs and etc., there is no threat of danger.
GeneralPerson #1: "Did I tell you? There was an Ub Dub this morning!"
GeneralPerson #2: "Same thing happened yesterday!"
GeneralPerson #2: "Same thing happened yesterday!"
by UbDubMaster January 3, 2010

by Evan Hoss May 2, 2023

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018

Utter bollocks;like everything - The UK definition
Utter bullshit;like evrything - The US definition
a) Used as a catch-all response when something isn't making sense, or has spun off in a pointless direction. Frequently used as a response to baffling corporate decisions
b) Used as a warning or precursor to making a suggestion or submitting an idea
In either use of the term, it is generally being used in a cynical way to describe the pointlessness of a situation, idea or action, or its potential to be so.
Utter bullshit;like evrything - The US definition
a) Used as a catch-all response when something isn't making sense, or has spun off in a pointless direction. Frequently used as a response to baffling corporate decisions
b) Used as a warning or precursor to making a suggestion or submitting an idea
In either use of the term, it is generally being used in a cynical way to describe the pointlessness of a situation, idea or action, or its potential to be so.
Example for a)
Person 1: "Have you seen what management now want us to do each week?"
Person 2 "Yeah, ub;le"
Examples for b)
When suggesting a new idea: "ub;le, but have we tried to do it this way ....."
When making a comment: "I think the point of that artwork is to challenge the senses. I dunno ub;le?"
Person 1: "Have you seen what management now want us to do each week?"
Person 2 "Yeah, ub;le"
Examples for b)
When suggesting a new idea: "ub;le, but have we tried to do it this way ....."
When making a comment: "I think the point of that artwork is to challenge the senses. I dunno ub;le?"
by simcoll September 12, 2022

1. When a teenage boy flirts and doesn't accept it yet he flirts with every girl that looks his way.
2. When someone flirts over and over again and denies it but then in a late night phone conversation starts to talk about how every girl exept for one are awesome at flirting
2. When someone flirts over and over again and denies it but then in a late night phone conversation starts to talk about how every girl exept for one are awesome at flirting
by 1big2boi3 May 3, 2009

by UmbraDominus February 10, 2018

That one BITCH who plays every boy! The ‘ub’ stands for unwanted bitch because everyone hates her. All her exes wish she was dead and hate!
by Jeff the G May 29, 2020
