At his concert, he had all the lights on the UFO synchronized with the synthesizers as it lowered on to the stage. You couldn't see it from outer space, but the people there thought it was still pretty fuckin incredible.
by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021

by Niko yhe b0i December 16, 2017

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!
“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”
“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020

by BigNoi July 30, 2018

UFO Is something that attentions seekers, scam artists, the mentally unwell, Amish folk as well as both legal and illegal recreational drug enthusiasts claim to see in the sky.
Or it's an alien spacecraft……or the Russians... I don't know... if we did then the term UFO would be redundant.
Or it's an alien spacecraft……or the Russians... I don't know... if we did then the term UFO would be redundant.
by Average Joe Conspiracy Show December 7, 2020

by Deadpanlives April 19, 2023
