by G. Monk August 20, 2016
Get the Motor twattermug. Person 1: that guy was so hot
Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there.
Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.
Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there.
Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.
by lilbitofnothing April 26, 2014
Get the twatter snatchmug. Noun: A completely unexplainable occurrence, with absolutely no context other than being completely random; usually to the amusement and surprise of the observer(s) or 'twattee(s)'.
Example 1
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"
Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"
Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."
by Clunge101 December 7, 2016
Get the Twattermug. Person A: I was going to set up
A twitter account.
Person B: Nah mate you should set up a twatter account.
Person A: Why would I do that?
Person B: Well you a massive cunt that's why!!
A twitter account.
Person B: Nah mate you should set up a twatter account.
Person A: Why would I do that?
Person B: Well you a massive cunt that's why!!
by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014
Get the Twattermug. by nobodylikesuahole April 28, 2019
Get the twattermug. A word used by elderly people to disguise a word that would be used for weird couples. Like a blonde girl (whos hair is not a natural blone... more like a poopy color) or a funky short but not too short hair that can be blonde or brown. The male may look funny or look like an animal such as the duck and the female might look for dead birds in the sky. They are the same age or at least are in the same grade and some teachers might know that one likes the other because friends might like to tell teachers and creep them out.
Meghan has a huge stalker crush on Ryder and he has a duckface........... QUACK!!! These two kids are a tweeter twatter
by MARIE V. November 15, 2011
Get the tweeter twattermug. Clive you’re a dirty rat twatter, what happens if your Barbra finds out? I am sure she’d cut off your tail and stuff in reet up your arse hole.
by Ginger Barbarian. June 7, 2021
Get the Rat Twattermug.