Clive you’re a dirty rat twatter, what happens if your Barbra finds out? I am sure she’d cut off your tail and stuff in reet up your arse hole.
by Ginger Barbarian. June 7, 2021
Get the Rat Twattermug. Noun: A completely unexplainable occurrence, with absolutely no context other than being completely random; usually to the amusement and surprise of the observer(s) or 'twattee(s)'.
Example 1
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"
Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"
Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."
by Clunge101 December 7, 2016
Get the Twattermug. by G. Monk August 20, 2016
Get the Motor twattermug. Person 1: that guy was so hot
Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there.
Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.
Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there.
Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.
by lilbitofnothing April 26, 2014
Get the twatter snatchmug. Person A: I was going to set up
A twitter account.
Person B: Nah mate you should set up a twatter account.
Person A: Why would I do that?
Person B: Well you a massive cunt that's why!!
A twitter account.
Person B: Nah mate you should set up a twatter account.
Person A: Why would I do that?
Person B: Well you a massive cunt that's why!!
by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014
Get the Twattermug. A slang word for the social media app "Twitter" because of Twitter's allowance of nudity you'll often find a lot of twat in your feed from the sex worker community and ugly girls looking for attention with low self esteem who somehow haven't figured out how to monitize their blown out twats, rather they share them for free, their only payment being complements from men who live in their mothers basement.
This is how the app evolved from Twitter to Twatter, because all you'll find behind the SJW wall of uneducated political debate is twats, twats as far as the internet can reach.
This is how the app evolved from Twitter to Twatter, because all you'll find behind the SJW wall of uneducated political debate is twats, twats as far as the internet can reach.
by M.R. AVALON September 12, 2021
Get the Twattermug. Tweet-Battered
by §Simply_Sara69 July 17, 2021
Get the Twatteredmug.