Twatter

Noun: A completely unexplainable occurrence, with absolutely no context other than being completely random; usually to the amusement and surprise of the observer(s) or 'twattee(s)'.

Example 1
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"

Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."

by Clunge101 December 7, 2016

twatter snatch

The female version of cock blocking

Person 1: that guy was so hot
Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there.
Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.

by lilbitofnothing April 26, 2014

Motor twatter

Motorboating the downstairs

The guy at the bar paid me 20.00 to motor twatter his girlfriend

by G. Monk August 20, 2016

Twatter

A woman or girl that uses a sexy profile pic to attract random social networking followers or friends in order to boost her sense of self worth.

Some random twatter just followed me. The pic of her in a bikini is hot, but there ain't no follow back girl.

by DaReal McCoy October 21, 2012

TWATTERS

The definition of TWATTERS means you are besties when they actually love each other

Adam and ruby are besties when they actually love each other TWATTERS

by D1.Rhodes October 30, 2019

Twattered

Tweet-Battered

Her twitter stalkers had mercilessly twattered her

by §Simply_Sara69 July 17, 2021

Twatter

A name for a big fat twat, commonly used in slang for insulting people you really don't like.

"She's a right twatter she is"

by Anonymous739291 November 7, 2024