opposite marriage

a marriage that is contrary or opposing to what conservatives think marriage should be.

living with your boyfriend is an opposite marriage and will send you to hell.

by gstering April 26, 2009

opposite nap

The act of waking up late in the day (generally on a day off or weekend) tired, getting out of bed for up to six hours before proceeding to climb back into bed and fall promptly back to sleep. Can be closely tied to procrasturbating or just regular procrastination in general.

Guy 1: Hey man whats up?

Guy 2: *yawns* feeling tired but i've only been up for like 4 hours.

Guy 1: epic bro sesh later ydg?

Guy 2: Hmm...Actually I think I'm going to go and finish off my opposite nap

by AkRaptorJesus November 23, 2011

National kiss the opposite gender week

Every June the 10th to the 17th you have to kiss someone from the opposite gender everyday it can be the same person or multiple your choice

OMG it’s national kiss the opposite gender week next week I’m so happy!

by The true lover June 9, 2019

oppositely stalking

when a creepy person is unintentionally "stalking" you by going to or ending up in the same place as you.

the creepy man in the car in front of you turns left, then you turn left, then you're behind him on the highway for miles, and take the same exit, then end up at the same place, therefore oppositely stalking you by being in front of you instead of following you.

by T Turtle November 10, 2009

Opposite of ugly

Elliott A. Kieffer

A-Dude what's the opposite of ugly?
B- You ever met Elliott?

by Pheonixdropfox May 24, 2017

Best Friend Opposite Sex

Someone who does things your boyfriend or girlfriend would do for you when you do not have a significant other.

My Best friend Opposite Sex about to come cheer me up.

by YM23 May 1, 2016

opposite on opposite

A description of a situation or an action that is surprisingly opposite to what was expected it to be, when in the first place it was supposed to be opposing something.
(Israeli: hafuh al hafuh)

We new he was angry & will try to cancel the meeting, but he played it opposite on opposite, to everyone's surprise, and called everyone personally to come to the meeting.

by CstD August 23, 2005